I'd like to go on record as saying Thursday night's much-anticipated VP debate is going to be an absolute snore.
There are only two reasons why it might be entertaining. Either Joe Biden gets in Governor Palin's face, or she continues to parrot some of the same nonsensical tripe we've been treated to for the last couple of weeks.
First off, Biden's not going to do anything interesting.
Modern debates are structured like this: Candidate 1 makes a statement. Then Candidate 2 makes a statement, and subsequently takes the opportunity to rebut details presented in Candidate 1's statement if advantageous to do so. Candidate 1 might then be allowed time to say some more, depending on format. Modern debates suck.
It's true that per the VP debate rules pushed for by McCain's people, opportunities for interaction ('response and discussion periods') between the candidates will be even more limited than usual.
But Governor Palin isn't going to make any concrete points that will merit (or even allow) a response from Senator Biden. With her feeble grasp of both the issues and her own supposed policies, her statements are all going to be a vague cloud of mush.
And she obviously isn't going to specifically discuss any details from Joe Biden's statements. She's going to use his speaking time as a reminder to breathe. Relax. Maybe while the 'Meow Mix' song loops through her head. But she won't be listening to him.
Even putting the rules aside, Senator Biden will be wary of confronting Governor Palin directly. He's going to be instructed by his people to stay out of her way and let her do the damage herself.
And that's what we're all hoping for, too. But nothing's going to happen.
It's true, the interview clips keep getting more and more surreal. Moments like "In what respect, Charlie", "You can actually see Russia", "I'll bring 'em to you" and "I read all newspapers" will likely serve as fond memories for all of us for years to come. (Unless, of course, Sarah Palin becomes President and destroys the planet as an unintended consequence of nuking wolves from the air.)
But by now we've had enough time to dissect her mistakes and pretty clearly diagnose what her issues are. Put simply, she's a Miss Alaska-class bullshitter who suddenly finds herself in a Miss Universe-class bullshitting contest, and she doesn't yet realize she's in over her head.
Most of her embarrassing interview moments were a direct result of either:
a) cramming for a test for which she didn't know the exact questions (e.g.
repeating verbatim her Fannie Mae lobbyist answer)
b) probably never having an actual interest in any of these issues (e.g. not knowing what a foreign policy 'Doctrine' is, let alone the Bush one)
c) resorting to buzzwords and general nonsense when pressed on the specifics of an unfamiliar topic (e.g.
bailout = health care reform)
c) being too afraid of follow up questions to divulge any information in the first place (e.g.
inexplicably refusing to mention the name of a single news publication when pressed repeatedly)
Unfortunately, this debate provides her with the perfect cover to look passable in front of a much larger audience than either of her network news interviews.
Debate topics are generally less specific than those addressed in a one-on-one interview. The moderator will likely avoid any pointed questions having to do with any of the gaffes, disputed claims or controversial statements attributed to either Governor Palin or the McCain campaign, in favor of more general questions intended to invite an open discussion to which both candidates can contribute.
There won't be follow up questions from the moderator on any inaccuracies in Governor Palin's statements. Joe Biden's not going to call those out, either.
All of this means that canned responses from Governor Palin will probably suffice (where they failed in her televised interviews), as long as they appear to touch upon the general policy realm. She won't revert to buzzword nonsense because the initial question will be sufficiently vague and she doesn't have to worry about follow ups. Republicans will rejoice at hearing the complete sentences, fully formed, as practiced.
So what's left for us to watch? Something like this:
Sarah Palin makes a statement, mostly mush that was lifted line for line from a stump speech, and/or a canned line that her handlers have preprogrammed.
Biden follows up with his own unrelated statement, likewise preprogrammed (although in most cases he will actually understand the words coming out of his own mouth).
Rinse, repeat.
"Responses"? No. Debate? Not a chance in hell.
Naturally, I hope to god that I'm wrong. I will have the popcorn out.