Oct. 1st, 2008

love, lust and line readings.

by popular demand. (like, two of you.)

an additional ten fictional characters i'd be all up ons

carol vessey
ed
"I'm not afraid of you being my boyfriend. I'm afraid of you being my ex-boyfriend."
sarah connor
terminator: scc
"Half an hour. One bag, plus the guns. I'll make pancakes."
maggie dekker
eli stone
"My suggestion: go find another peon to pee on."
sookie stackhouse
true blood
"Bill, you were just lickin' blood outta my head. I don't think it gets much more personal than that."
charlotte 'chuck' charles
pushing daisies
"Yeah? You were my first kiss, too. Do you wanna be my last kiss? First and last? Or is that weird?"
dani reese
life
"I don't really understand you. I don't really like you. But... you're not one of the bad guys."
tyra collette
friday night lights
"Just a bunch of overheated jocks, too dumb to know they have no future, fighting over a game that has no meaning, in a town from which there is no escape."
giselle
enchanted
"Still, as long as I am here / I guess a new experience / Could be worth trying / Hey! Keep drying!"
laura
in treatment
"You know for months, I spent the week thinking-- it'll be this Monday. I'll tell him that I love him, and he'll tell me that he loves me, and the session won't be 50 minutes; it'll go forever."
megan smith
privileged
"Why do you need porn? Why is porn a need? Why can't I stop saying 'porn'?"




first list!
second list!
third list!

no repeats!

As a refresher-- this is not a '10 actresses who are hot' list. The internets have plenty of those. These are fictional characters for whom one can't help but temporarily fall head over heels. As a wise man once said in a fast food joint, personality goes a long way.

Dec. 4th, 2007

perfect from far away

Waiting two years to make another one of these would have been pushing it. My entertainment 2007 has already provided me with:

yet another ten fictional characters i'd be all up ons

pam beesley
the office
pam is the reason this list exists: she's not model-gorgeous or anything... but after just a few episodes' worth of jim and pam's insufferable cuteness you recognize that she's actually the perfect woman.
ichigo shirayuri
kamikaze girls
an adorable biker chick. who would probably fly into a seething rage and roam the countryside if she knew some punk out there was calling her adorable.
rachel lindquist
undeclared
resident dorm hottie with a heart of gold. she has a great sense of humor and is surprisingly easy to get along with... but she can go into unapproachably gorgeous mode on cue if necessary.
sarah walker
chuck
if retail store computer nerd chuck is everyman, agent walker is everyman's dream come true. she's a pro, but not so much that she can avoid falling for him. perfect!
rita bennett
dexter
as pure and sweet a soul as you'll find. as it turns out, the man who has served as a major stabilizing force in her life is secretly a serial killer, but somehow you just know they belong together.
di di malloy
the riches
as with each of the malloy kids, she is wise beyond her years, and fiercely loyal. family comes first, but she knows there's lots out there she hasn't seen. you'd gladly be her tour guide.
serena van der woodsen
gossip girl
filthy rich and beautiful... but magically devoid of the snobbishness exhibited by her filthy rich and beautiful friends. she is towing a crazy past behind her like an anchor, but she could be ready to take things seriously for the right guy.
coco
the flight of the conchords
oh no, she's not trying to break up the band. you wouldn't believe what we heard she's into.
harriet hayes
studio 60 on the
sunset strip
one of the more endearing bits of a grandiose production full of egos and sound and fury. sure, she's got the glitz and glamour side, but deep down she's just a girl who wants to make you laugh.
alice alden, m.d.
saved
sort of whiny and not nearly assertive enough to be an ER doc. but ultimately, still the kind of woman you figure is worth putting your life back together for.



first list!
second list!

no repeats!

(whoops I accidentally deleted and had to re-post this entry.)

May. 8th, 2007

If you've got nothing to say...

1. You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you get? Beef jerky, Diet Coke with lime, pizza-flavored Combos.
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea-dwelling creature, what would you be? King Triton
3. Who's your favorite redhead? right now... probably Isla Fisher.
4. What do you order when you go to IHOP? Well first of all, I don't... but hypothetically something that involves bacon and sausage and cheese.
5. What was the last book you read? I am currently reading Senator Obama's The Audacity of Hope.
6. Have you made out with anyone on your friends list? Oh yes.
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear: Boxer-briefs have won me over, permanently I think. But you have to be somewhat in shape to pull them off. That didn't come out right.
8. Describe the last time you were injured? Last week I had this randomly pinched nerve in my pectoral muscle. I don't even understand how that can happen. Last time I was seriously injured... I don't know, I fractured my kneecap in middle school. That's really it.
9. Of all your friends, with whom would you want to be stuck in a well with? One of the female ones. Unless I become friends with someone extremely tall.
10. Rock Concert OR Symphony? Symphony, no question. I don't really enjoy rock concerts.
11. Are there any weird things that turn you on? Other than being stuck in a well? Sure... women with very short hair, that's kind of weird. Ooh, chicks with scratchy voices.
12. What is the wallpaper on your desktop?

Ubuntu, installed yesterday:



XP, reinstalled two days ago:



13. Soda? Sierra Mist Free. Unless I'm at a gas station with 10 bucks.
14. Flavor of pudding? Hate pudding. Chocolate.
15. What type of shirt are you wearing? I'm not.
16. Prescription medication? Nothing.
17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be? A last-generation BMW M5 that magically maintains itself forever.
18. How many people are on your friends list? 22.
19. How many people in your list do you know in real life? I've met 17 of them.
20. What are you listening to right now? Nothing.
21. Most recent movie you've watched in a theater? Hot Fuzz. Pretty funny.
22. If you could invent one thing, what would it be? A cure for religion.
23. Name an actor/actress you've had the hots for: I feel gross about it, but I've been watching a lot of "Heroes" lately, and I gotta tell you... I hope they save the cheerleader.
24. What's your favorite city? You've got to be kidding me... Vegasvegasvegasvegas.
25. Favorite kind of cake? Carvel (Ice cream w/ chocolate crunchies)
26. What's the first word that comes to mind right now? Crunchies.
27. When was the last time you saw your mom in person? Yesterday
28. Who got you to join LJ? Wow, hmm... probably [info]enomalas
29. What did you have for dinner last night? I didn't eat dinner. I had cereal for breakfast though.
30. How long have you been residing in the current city you live in? 2.5 years, something like that
31. Who is your best friend on LJ?  [info]rachael_ray_sux
32. What's the last thing you said out loud?  "Alright... later, kid"
33. Look to your left, what do you see?  A bed, a wall.
34. Who is the last person who spent $100 on you?  My insurance company, probably.
35. Who is your favorite tennis player?  Federer's fun to watch.  So is Daniela Hantuchova.  Totally different reasons.
36. When was your last kiss?  Yikes... 4-5 months ago.
37. What's the last piece of clothing you bought?  A jacket for Vegas in December.
38. Go into your text message log on your phone...what is your last message?  "Complete your registration by returning to the site and entering: Authorization code agf5ir"  (I'm trying to get an EDGE data package for my phone.)  Before that, "That was as bad as dirks last game"... my cousin referring to his midnight screening of Spider-Man 3 as well as Dirk Nowitzki's shittage of the bed in his playoff finale.
39. What are your plans for the weekend?  Play some basketball with my friend who is rehabbed from knee surgery... hopefully see [info]alissaaa while she is town.
40. How do you feel today?
  Lightly depressed with a chance of not-going-to-deal-with-it-today.

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If I hadn't changed my LJ name recently (and liked it), I'd be having fun with this:

http://www.livejournal.com/misc/expunged_list.bml
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Feb. 23rd, 2007

worth watching for.

wow, the last one seems like it happened an entertainment lifetime ago. i think its the right time to try this again...


ten more fictional characters i want to do crazygonuts with:

maggie o'connell
northern exposure
quite honestly, she blows the rest of this list (and the last) away. the slightest arch of an eyebrow and the knees of any man will turn to jelly. plus she knows her way around a shotgun.
dr. temperance brennan
bones
'bones' is not your classic beauty. completely brilliant when it comes to her craft, but naive enough about everything else that you want to show her how to have a good time. a merciless tease (or maybe that's just her writers).
shane mccutcheon
the l word
shane is a hott, hott pseudo-butchy lesbian. i don't know if i'm not supposed to be attracted to her, but dear god i can't help it.
nancy botwin
weeds
clearly i can't get through one of these lists without including a MILF. i'm pretty sure that multiple procedures have left Mary Louise-Parker's poor face stretched so tight that a sneeze may spell disaster, but, man, she's still adorable for now.
lt. kara thrace
battlestar galactica
'starbuck' is easily one of my favorites, despite sharing screen time with the hottest actress of Asian descent in our television history. the ability to beat my ass down AND the short hair together form a devastating combo.
lisa miller
newsradio
the classic effortlessly hot co-worker, her seemingly sweet exterior belies the relentless overachiever within.
kaylee frye
firefly
nothing creative about this one. everyone who's ever met kaylee wuvs her to deth oh yes we do. surprisingly, NOT the only person on this list who can rebuild an engine.
hawkgirl
justice league
you know what, fuck it-- i don't have to explain myself to YOU PEOPLE.
lindsay weir
freaks and geeks
out-of-your-league cute but doesn't realize it. blisteringly intelligent, but doesn't need to make a big deal about it. just rebellious enough that you admire her, but not so much that you think she's nuts.
taylor townsend
the o.c.
this is admittedly a bit of a sentimental pick right now, as the o.c. aired its final episode last night. but she's legit-- she totally (and pretty much single-handedly) made this last season worth watching.


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For a guy with an avowed Asian fetish, white women (at least 16 of 20) and brunettes in particular (14 of 20) are freaking SLAYING my lists. Closely-cropped haircuts accompany a solid 25 percent of the characters, while only 5% are of Thanagarian origin.

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Another idea for a future gratuitous hot chicks list-- A "Most Improved Player" list for actresses. All i have right now are:

- Autumn Reeser. Taylor Townsend went from annoying borderline-evil character to resident hottie on a show known for its hotties.
- Lizzy Caplan. It is just unbelievable how good she looks now. Relatively, anyway. Sure, Lindsay Lohan has had a very rough past couple of years, but even so if I had told you back when Mean Girls came out that Cady's gothy-androgenous best friend would soon be hotter than Cady herself, you'd have slapped me silly.

Feb. 21st, 2007

sure, he's no Billy Dee

Aaron Eckhardt (Thank You For Smoking, Paycheck) has landed the role of Harvey Dent/Two-Face in the upcoming Dark Knight.

I think it's a great choice. Christopher Nolan seems to want people who are actors first and names second.

Checking the IMDb page, I notice that Maggie Gyllenhaal's name is on there as Rachel Dawes (Katie Holmes' character in Batman Begins). I didn't realize Dawes was returning and, if so, that Holmes would be out. So, why not just chuck Rachel altogether?

Ooh, let's do a list for no reason:

Ranking the female characters of the Batman film franchise:

1. Dr. Chase Meridian (Nicole Kidman)
2. Vicki Vale (Kim Basinger)
5. Selina Kyle/Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer)
6. Rachel Dawes/Whineyface (Katherine Holmes)
7. Dr. Jonathan Crane (Cillian Murphy)
68. Barbara Wilson/Batgirl (Alicia Silverstone)
73. Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman)
811. Catwoman/Whatever (Halle Berry)

Aug. 11th, 2006

twelve gracious melodies

i feel like such crap, it's really not a good time for me to be this sick. when i'm healthy i can't sleep, and when i'm sick i apparently can't sleep and find the need to post MP3's of stuff i've been listening to for the last month. lucky you...

1 - random sequence from Tetris (Game Boy)

2 - Azure Ray, "Sleep" - gently, but insistently haunting. like mazzy star after they've had a 4 AM shower and a cup of coffee. heard this track for the first time when it was prominently featured in The Devil Wears Prada.

3 - Prodigy, "Spitfire" - i don't buy many CD's these days, but Prodigy's singles/music video collection was a quality purchase. if your speakers are turned up and this does absolutely nothing for you, then, well, you and i have no dialogue with which to continue. also, this has one of the greatest music videos i've ever seen.

4 - The Sounds, "Song With A Mission" - so it turns out the crazy blonde chick from that Snakes On A Plane music video is in a pretty good band.

5 - Isley Brothers, "It's Your Thing" - just because. also, i have found-- after repeated trials-- that it is physically impossible for me to keep still when this song starts playing.

6 - Metric, "Monster Hospital" - my quirky-indie-flavored-band-with-hot-female-lead-singer of the month. yum.

7 - Andrea Revel, "The Past Is Never Past" - really not that great of a song. heard this in ReGenesis during a couple of fairly emotional scenes... guess you had to be there.

8 - Rascal Flatts, "Life Is A Highway" - first heard this when i went to see Cars... i think i'm only just now starting to tire of this a little bit. but its still one of my favorite covers ever.

9 - Rhymefest, "Devil's Pie" - whole album is absolutely worth a purchase, but this track in particular is noteworthy-- a) he name drops Condie Rice, and b) they've sampled The Strokes along with D'Angelo.

10 - Karaja, "She Moves (La La La)" - i... don't really have a good explanation for this. it was in some a random google video i watched last week.

11 - Sufjan Stevens, "Come On! Feel the Illinoise!" - i could easily write 2,000 words about this album; there's just a lot to take in, and it's worthwhile to try. and for some reason i get the distinct sense that the elaborate arrangements, casual juxtaposition of styles, and funny little stories and factoids and everything else that ties this album together just came effortlessly to mr. stevens, and that annoys the ever living shit out of me. i got started on this album extremely late, at least partially because i was turned off by how it came out and was suddenly declared by everyone to be the Jesus of 2005 music; plus i always put off digging into concept albums because i feel like i should wait until i have some time and attention to devote in the interest of properly digesting them. only reason i listened to this at all was because of a freak 4 AM accident involving chronic insomnia and my ipod's shuffle mode.

12 - High Score Song from Tetris (Game Boy) - ...because i can.

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Mar. 7th, 2006

cinemuck.

( coolest future-y movies i've ever seen )

1 - the island
2 - sky captain and the world of tomorrow
3 - minority report
4 - fifth element
5 - gattaca
6 - 2001
7 - casshern



( least enjoyable films i've ever seen )

1 - house of the dead
2 - time bandits
3 - problem child 2
4 - minus man
5 - street fighter
6 - marci x
7 - masked and anonymous
8 - sphere



( five most enjoyable films to rewatch )

1 - speed
2 - mean girls
3 - a few good men
4 - office space
5 - rounders



( dvds i wish i hadnt bought )

1 - signs
2 - batman
3 - american pie
4 - godzilla
5 - spider-man



( five great 'period' films )

1 - saving private ryan
2 - joy luck club
3 - apollo 13
4 - hero
5 - motorcycle diaries



( favorite movies that none of my friends like )

1 - go



( guilty pleasures )

1 - robin hood prince of thieves
2 - underworld/blade trilogy
3 - face/off
4 - half-baked
5 - friday

Jan. 17th, 2006

i am in a flank 2 position.

major female characters on the show 24, in descending order of hottness... actress links included to facilitate data mining:

1 - Mandy (Mia Kirshner)
2 - Kim Bauer (Elisha Cuthbert)
3 - Nina Myers (Sarah Clarke)
4 - Michelle Dessler (Reiko Aylesworth)
5 - Audrey Raines (Kim Raver)
6 - Kate Warner (Sarah Wynter)
7 - Claudia Salazar (Vanessa Ferlito)
8 - Marie Warner (Laura Harris)
9 - Marianne Taylor (Aisha Tyler)
10 - Julia Milliken (Gina Torres)
11 - Teri Bauer (Leslie Hope)
12 - Chloe O'Brian (Mary Lynn Rajskub)
13 - Lynne Kresge (Michelle Forbes)
14 - Diane (Connie Britton)
15 - Dina Araz (Shohreh Aghdashloo)
16 - Erin Driscoll (Alberta Watson)
17 - Martha Logan (Jean Smart)
18 - Sherry Palmer (Penny Johnson)

honorary shout-out to memorable bit players (six episodes or less):

Debbie Pendleton, Behrooz's girlfriend (Leighton Meester)
Janet York, Kim Bauer's friend from Season 1 (Jacqui Maxwell)

need help, let me know if i'm forgetting anyone.

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i'm currently in negotiations with a clueless seller for the following listing:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8248978050

if i were able to buy everything new (w/ very conservative estimates from froogle):

Xbox 360 (premium) system - $399
extra wireless controller - $35
three decent games - $55 x 3 = $165
'play and charge' kit - $15
bonus media remote - $15
carrying case - maybe $15

i'm not going to use the last couple of things, but they're still worth something.

so that's $645. the system i'm getting is a week old, if anything that actually makes me more comfortable because i know i'm getting a working system... a small number have had problems.

ok.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHwhatismyproblem.

Dec. 29th, 2005

top ten albums of 2005

the album leaf
seal beach EP
iron & wine / calexico
in the reins
tycho
sunrise projector
aqualung
strange and beautiful
clap your hands say yeah
 
coldplay
x + y
danger doom
the mouse and the mask
röyksopp
the understanding
...and you will know us by the trail of dead
worlds apart
thirteen senses
the invitation

( honorable mentions )

the white stripes - get behind me satan
death cab for cutie - plans



( top ten songs of the year from other albums )

morningwood - nu rock
weezer - beverly hills
we are scientists - it's a hit
the strokes - juicebox
kanye west - diamonds are forever (remix)
tv on the radio - dry drunk emperor
embrace - out of nothing
daft punk - technologic
the subways - staring at the sun (t.o.t.r. cover)
the academy is... - almost here



( simon holroyd memorial F.A.T.I.S.H.K.A.M.M.A.W.S.R.I.B.I.J.D.B.* of the year )

merrick - self titled

* fantastic album that i should have known about many months ago when someone recommended it but i just didn't bother.



( itunes library comeback album of the year )

live - throwing copper



( song of the year )

imogen heap - hide + seek


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wayback machine: top ten albums of 2004

Dec. 4th, 2005

bobby's big old beat-up car

paul: i am going to buy everyone a christmas present this year
paul: everyone in our family that is
matt: you're making that much money, huh?
paul: i am buying everyone an easy button

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special feature on drew carey's girlfriends )

Oct. 18th, 2005

i swear, i'm hard at work.

tagged by megan

ten things that bring me joy.

. my dual-tuner HDTV DVR. let me count the ways.
. How I Met Your Mother.
. PSP hackery/piracy.
. finding new things to do with my iPod (see below).
. steadily pulling up to the right of someone in the leftmost lane on a highway, seeing them get pissed and speed up all of a sudden so i can't cut in front of them... and then dropping it into 3rd and completely smoking them in my automatic transmission Accord.
. not being called on in class because i'm clearly the only one who knows what is going on.
. giving really good presents.
. cleaning up my room and remembering how freaking sweet my apartment is.

i hereby tag: alissa + brendan + simon

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i have made an effort in the past couple of days to further streamline my working experience.

yesterday, i discovered portable versions of:

Firefox
Trillian
Winamp

...and installed each onto my portable hard drive iPod. so now i have absolutely nothing extra installed on my company laptop, yet i have a personalized browser, instant messenger and media player.

the Winamp thing is especially cool because iTunes generally demands an allocation of 30+ MB... so now i don't even have to have iTunes on the computer (which ALSO gets rid of those stupid background applets, "iPod Service" and "iTunes Helper", my ass), and i can use a much smaller program installed on the iPod to play the iPod files... nothing gets transferred to the laptop except in RAM (+ swap file). and with the Media Library you don't lose that much (although i still prefer iTunes if it's my own computer and resources are no object).

that's all enough of a reason to bring in my iPod dock, so the (actual) desktop is looking pretty good.

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today i put together a customized start.com page. i am instinctively wary of anything even remotely attached to Microsoft, but this is one of the best RSS feed aggregators i've seen in a web page. absolutely no clutter, very easy to set up and organize. a few bugs in Mozilla Firefox (just while setting up) but easy enough to get around.

so i have stocks, weather, CNN, Slate, Autoblog, Uncrate, Slashdot, Engadget, Gizmodo, Joystiq, PSP Updates, ESPN, IMDb, and ComingSoon.net headlines on one page. i still like creating a folder of bookmarks in Firefox ("fantasy football", for instance) and then opening all the pages in tabs, and i will probably continue to do that most of the time. but for a home page, this setup is pretty freaking good.

one annoying thing-- there doesn't seem to be a way to get a proper RSS feed of your livejournal friends page (w/ friends-only entries included).

you can get a friends page feed: http://www.livejournal.com/customview.cgi?user=LJNAME&styleid=57252

and you can get a friends-only version of a single journal feed:
http://LJNAME|PASSWORD@www.livejournal.com/users/WHATEVER/data/rss?auth=httpd

...but not both. right?

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i've got good news-- i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

seriously, i was recently found not liable for a blizzard-related accident that happened in 2003... that knocked about $400 off my premium for this year, and i will have retroactive savings for the entire period since the surcharge was first applied.

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this is the extent of my take on the Tedy Bruschi story right now.

every single person who is expressing doubt on national tv, or public radio, or whatever, about how he is not putting his family first... or that "growing old with his kids" is more important than a football game, etc. etc... a few things you should consider:

- as is often the case with these things, chances are Tedy Bruschi is an expert on his own medical condition by now.
- nontheless, he has access to the best medical advice in the world, and he has been cleared by everyone except for doctors calling WEEI and giving thirdhand opinions.
- the statistics about stroke victims' risk increasing exponentially after having the first attack are by and large not relevant. the cause of Bruschi's stroke was not an abnormal clotting factor or dangerously high levels of artherosclerotic plaque. his stroke was caused by a preexisting heart condition, and this was successfully repaired. his risk of further strokes is only trivially higher than any athlete whose career involves smashing headfirst into other huge people around 70+ times in an afternoon (which, in general, is higher).
- every single time you talk about how football is just a game, and life is more important, etc, you just make yourself sound like an idiot for the other 95% of the time you are arguing with someone about whether a team will win by 3 or 5 points on any given Sunday. it also ignores the larger reality that most football players are unnecessarily endangering their lives to a certain degree every time they step on the field.
- if you wanted to make a convincing argument about how athletes are putting themselves in danger by taking unnecessary risks, please direct your attention to how the average weight of linemen in the NFL has increased to ridiculous proportions averaging in the past couple of decades (around 265 twenty years ago... offensive linemen average 320 pounds today). there's almost no public debate about this, but it's pretty much guaranteed that these athletes' lifespans will be dramatically shortened. you will gasp every time Bruschi dives headfirst into a pile, but you won't bat an eye when the guy across from him regularly has quadruple-cheeseburgers for lunch just to keep his 'playing weight'. give me a break.

Tedy Bruschi is still in the prime of his life, and i'm just happy his health has been restored to the point where he can choose to engage in sports at such a high level. it is idiotic how local and national commentators are seeing no problem with passing out honorary neurology degrees amongst themselves. Bruschi is not being selfish, you are being an idiot for assuming even for a second that you know his family or his situation.

Michael Irvin was nearly in tears on NFL Primetime the other night, recounting on how he sat down with his wife years ago while she tearfully pleaded him not to return to football after SUFFERING A SEVERE NECK INJURY BY GETTING HIT IN A FOOTBALL GAME. um.

To his credit, Bruschi responded to the fans' concerns at a press conference yesterday in an incredibly noble fashion... first off saying he wanted to thank those who were bringing up the issue, because obviously they cared about him. but he made it clear that they had triple- and quadruple-checked with everyone they could get their hands on, and the decision to let him play was unanimous. from listening to him, i don't see how you could have any doubt that he always does put his family first. people need to realize that getting on with his life is not going to prevent that. or whatever, leaving him alone works too.

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The Colbert Report - so fucking funny. i don't know if they can keep it up, but the Stone Phillips' interview/gravitas showdown is going to stay on the DVR for a little while.

Jun. 29th, 2005

life is not a vending machine.

well. [info]enomalas says i have to do this. i swear, this blog will wake up any day now.

list five songs you are currently digging... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now.

post these instructions, the artists, and the five songs in your blog.

then tag five other people to see what they're listening to.

1. lennon, "my beautiful"
2. the album leaf, "brennivin"
3. coldplay, "swallowed in the sea"
4. nada surf, "inside of love"
5. ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, "let it dive"

i am tagging:

[info]fizzird (link)
[info]mpthlee
[info]eiffelcat (link)
[info]number1stunna
[info]pixelinpink (link)

alright, no memes for the month of july. that's it.
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May. 31st, 2005

girls of summer

in honor of danica patrick's riveting performance in this weekend's Indianapolis 500, i give you--[info]simonisgod's idea--

top TEN sports hookups



one
Biljana 'Biba' Golic
table tennis
two
Daniela Hantuchova
tennis
three
Danica Patrick
open-wheel racing (IRL)
four
Sue Bird
basketball (WNBA)
five
Summer Sanders
swimming (Olympics)
six
Manon Rheaume
hockey (NHL)
seven
Maria Sharapova
tennis
eight
Michelle Wie
golf
nine
Logan Tom
volleyball (NCAA)
ten
Jeanette Lee
pool (some crap on ESPN)
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Mar. 22nd, 2005

can't make this stuff up.

one all of the following things is not are true:
  • i was once offered a part in a movie in india. the director thought i would make a good villain.
  • i've had Doom 3 installed on my computer for around six months now.  but i haven't played past the first 10 minutes of it because i'm too scared.
  • i cannot remember any of my friends' or relatives' birthdays, except for my immediate family and a couple of April people.
  • i've never seen an episode of Survivor.
  • if i read the lyrics when i'm listening to a song for the first time, i'll invariably hate it.
  • i can stop a gas pump on double zeroes probably 9 out of 10 times.*
  • i will know if something is misspelled before i know what it says.
  • i don't eat fish unless it's tuna straight out of the can.
  • i can't name a single professor i have had since high school.
  • i don't find the olsen twins attractive, but i can consistently tell them apart.
  • i know exactly two Simon & Garfunkel songs.
  • i hate beer.
  • everything i see appears as if it is faintly covered by static. for instance, if you look at a night sky and see nothing but pitch black, i am seeing dancing "snow" patterns similar to what you'd see on a badly tuned tv set. for this reason, if i'm indoors, especially during the day, i usually can't tell if it's raining or not (unless it's relatively heavy or i can hear it).
  • i have no clue what Mickey Rooney looks like.
  • i hate strawberries.
  • i don't care about college sports. i've never watched more than 10 minutes of a college football game. i pretty much have no idea what is going on during 'march madness'.
  • i will not watch the Fox series House, because of the obnoxious advertising during last fall's MLB playoffs.
  • for some reason i remember about 90% of the dialogue from both Home Alone and Speed.
  • my favorite band is Rush.
  • i drink about 10 cans of V8 a week.
  • i have more than 40 Dreamcast games.
  • i think Carmen Electra is ugly.
  • i don't particularly like candy or chocolate.
  • i've hit 135 mph on I-95 north.
  • my drawing media of choice are fine point Sharpies.
  • until his death a few weeks ago, i had never heard of Hunter S. Thompson.
  • i've never seen The Graduate.
  • i once drank a jar full of pickle brine.
  • my grandfather is 103 years old.
  • i've never heard the song "Freebird".
  • i refuse to watch Denzel Washington films.

so which one did i make up...  guesses?

* see, i'm way too spastic... but it'd be sweet if i could.

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Mar. 15th, 2005

this one is for all the ladies.

stolen from [info]lepetitananas via [info]eiffelcat

ten fictional characters i want to do crazygonuts with:

nina myers
24
wait... the chick from the volkswagen jetta ad... you know, with the wiper blades... she's a terrorist?
rachel green
friends
when sara lee says it, it's just hype. but seriously, nobody doesn't like rachel green.
julia mcnamara
nip/tuck
um... how do i say this without sounding crude... ok, her theme song is aphex twin's "flim".
sloane peterson
ferris bueller's day off
maybe mia sara was a one-hit wonder, but who cares. and we're going to pretend the whole 'birds of prey' harley quinn thing never happened.
summer roberts
the o.c.
if you've seen the o.c., i dont need to explain. if you haven't, well, you're not even reading this because the amish don't have internet access.
jen yu
crouching tiger, hidden dragon
queen of the audis. and she could kick my ass. and i would love it.
annie porter
speed
ha, her name is porter... there's all kinds of genius in this movie. i got gum on my seat. gum!
jenny schecter
the l word
she's both my ideal woman and my worst nightmare: gorgeous eyes, perfect face, bi-curious, an artist searching for an identity... and she would eventually dump my ass for some girl.
lauren hynde
the rules of attraction
i love movies where ridiculously attractive people pretend that they are just average geeks pining for attention. seriously, that's my favorite genre.
nadia santos
alias
alright, so sloane's (different sloane) existence on earth was not a total waste. insanely beautiful, but crushing on funny and sensitive weiss, so naturally we all think we'd have a shot with her.

Feb. 3rd, 2005

spidery?

What I did was, when I worked on the story with my brother Ivan, I
determined what journey I felt was most important for Peter Parker to
take. He’s a young man so this is a coming of age story and
he’s on a journey to becoming a more responsible adult – in each of the
movies. And I tried to determine with my brother which human faults
would be displayed in this particular story that Peter Parker would
have to exhibit, and then recognize that he had that fault, and then
try to grow and develop as a human being as somebody who could overcome
that fault. So once [we] determined Peter Parker’s journey, we tried to
determine a villain that best presented some aspect of that fault so
that he could literally stand in the way of the growth of Peter
Parker.

Absolutely we wanted to have a villain not only who would fulfill
the character needs but somebody who could entertain the audience on a
visceral level and provide great visuals, something we haven’t seen
before, and create a real challenge and great foe for Spider-Man and
his unique spidery, spider-like powers."


- Sam Raimi, on Spider-Man 3

interview from Now Playing magazine via comingsoon.net

yeah, he said 'spidery'... i'm not holding my breath for Venom though. if he's actually telling us what the process was, then apparently they first came up with some kind of emotional struggle for Peter, and THEN plugged in a villain who could challenge that aspect of his maturity.

if Venom was going to be in the movie, the emotional struggle would be self-evident, it's all been perfectly laid out in the original symbiote story. if there was a possibility of having Venom in the movie, everything would develop from the villain, not the other way around.

monthly comic book movie rant )

Dec. 20th, 2004

everyone's doing it.

- on your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty-five songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing).
- write down one line of the song. try to avoid lines that include the title.
- have your friends comment and see if they know the songs. no googling, obviously. (these are way too hard)
- when someone guesses correctly, strike out the line and list the correct name of the song next to it.

1. 44 reasons come to mind
2*. branded by thunder, fire and ice
3. can't hold a candle/to your razzle-dazzle
4. he just ain't nothing, but he's got a great view Pearl Jam - Deep, [info]mpthlee
5. but i want a pistol in my hand, i wanna go to a different land PJ Harvey - Big Exit, [info]mpthlee
6. putting all the vegetables away The Postal Service - Everything Has Changed, [info]mpthlee
7. i'm always frying up vegetables with cheese, if you please
8. do you want some money baby? how about some chicken wings?
9. i felt all flushed with fever, embarrassed by the crowd The Fugees - Killing Me Softly, [info]alissaaa
10. who who who who fuck fuck fuck you PJ Harvey - Who The Fuck?, [info]mpthlee
11. when I speak, I cross my fingers Guster - Demons, [info]mpthlee
12. i've been stuffed in your pocket for the last hundred days
13. makes me want to roll you up in plastic, toss you up and pump you full of lead Liz Phair - Dance of the Seven Veils, [info]mpthlee
14. deebee doobah... sappada dweepy dweepy deebee doo bah... oooh ooohweee... (euge, you should be all over this)
15. sjálfur kominn um borð, var farinn að berjast við bæjarlækinn Sigur Rós - Flugufrelsarinn
16. it's getting late/there's no one home/no messages on the telephone
17. jesus, a friend in the better times/let your mother's bible burn Iron & Wine - Southern Anthem, [info]mpthlee
18. i drove right out through the back of your eyes Liz Phair - Strange Loop, [info]mpthlee
19. cause you came at me like, 'yo, i got the Kia with the woodgrain'
20. i remember falling, i remember marching
21. i've got the rationale of a new york cop Filter - Trip Like I Do, george
22. it's that pivotal moment/it's (ah) subliminal Faith Hill - This Kiss, [info]alissaaa
23. it’s a cinderella story/on a tumble of the dice
24. oh drink a bit of wine, we both might go tomorrow Jeff Buckley - Grace, [info]mpthlee
25. baby, if i could keep it together, don't you think i'd try? Sarah Harmer - Don't Get Your Back Up, [info]mpthlee
*this was going to be Animal Collective - Whaddit I Done but i can't understand a word

wow, jon tore that shit up... ok, that's probably the end of the game, everyone put their toys away. why? the remaining genres are, respectively:

rap, metal, IDM, R+B, metal, j-pop (kind of), metal, rap, quirky-Canadian-vocalist alterna-rock, industrial rock ... and Rush.

stupid irresistible quizzes! )
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Dec. 15th, 2004

top ten albums of 2004

Talib Kweli
The Beautiful Struggle
Gwen Stefani
Love. Angel. Music. Baby.
Lali Puna
Faking the Books
Kanye West
College Dropout
Elbow
Cast of Thousands
The Streets
A Grand Don't Come For Free
Danger Mouse
The Grey Album
!!!
Louden Up Now
Björk
Medulla
Jem
Finally Woken

( also rans )

jill scott - beautifully human: words + sounds 2
pj harvey - uh huh her
girl called eddy - (self-titled)
air - talkie walkie



( TOP TEN SONGS OF THE YEAR )

kylie minogue - chocolate
the von bondies - c'mon c'mon
mos def - close edge
jump - mexico
the go find - igloo
pj harvey - the life and death of mr. badmouth
the corrs - summer sunshine
iron & wine - naked as we came
annie - me plus one
the album leaf - streamside

Feb. 8th, 2004

(no subject)

get SAD - put away sharp objects

1. Rockwell Church - She Hung The Moon
2. Red House Painters - Have You Forgotten
3. Counting Crows - Anna Begins
4. Alice in Chains - Nutshell
5. Ben Folds - Brick
6. Coldplay - See You Soon
7. Guster - I Spy
8. Sarah McLachlan - I Love You
9. Pearl Jam - Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town
10. Sigur Ros - Njósnavélin

near miss: Lisa Loeb - Stay, Sarah McLachlan - Wait

get HAPPY - grin-inducing

1. Sigur Ros - Agaetis Byrjun
2. Richard Ashcroft - Science of Silence
3. Bobby Darin - Beyond The Sea
4. Dave Matthews - Best Of What's Around
5. Indigo Girls - Galileo
6. Meat Puppets - Whirlpool
7. Oasis - Champagne Supernova
8. R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People
9. Musiq Soulchild - Love
10. The Cardigans - Lovefool

near miss: Chantal Kreviazuk - Far Away

DANCE - can't listen and sit still

1. Daft Punk - Digital Love
2. Radiohead - Idioteque
3. Jiggle the Handle - Fine Line
4. Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight
5. Basement Jaxx - Breakaway
6. Aaliyah - We Need A Resolution
7. Black Eyed Peas - Weekends
8. The Flaming Lips - One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21
9. Christina Aguilera - Come On Over
10. Lunatic Calm - Leave You Far Behind

near miss: Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U, 311 - Come Original

SING - for drunken singalongs

1. Heart - Barracuda
2. Cake - The Distance
3. Blind Melon - No Rain
4. Bruce Hornsby - The Way It Is
5. Lynryrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama
6. Enrique Iglesias - Escape
7. Boston - More Than A Feeling
8. A-Ha - Take On Me
9. moe. - Buster
10. Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime

near misses: Stevie Wonder - Superstition, The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love

RAP - you don't see what i see, every day as matty v

1. Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad)
2. Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
3. NWA - Straight Outta Compton
4. The Fugees - Ready Or Not
5. Limp Bizkit feat. Method Man - N2Gether Now
6. Busta Rhymes - Gimme Some More
7. Common - The Light
8. Jay-Z - Hard Knock Life
9. Eve feat. Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind
10. House of Pain - Jump Around

near misses: Beenie Man feat. Janet Jackson - Feel It Boy, Dr. Dre feat. Eminem - Forgot About Dre

get MAD - for our inner headbanger

1. KoRn - Get The Life
2. Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People
3. Disturbed - Stupefy
4. Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction
5. Tool - Stinkfist
6. Coal Chamber - Shock The Monkey
7. Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
8. Gravity Kills - Guilty
9. Incubus - Pardon Me
10. Cold - No One

near miss: Our Lady Peace - Superman's Dead

CHILL - like an aural massage

1. Radiohead - Kid A
2. Soulive - Azucar
3. Trey Anastasio - At The Gazebo
4. Massive Attack - Teardrop
5. Aphex Twin - Flim
6. Joe Satriani - Banana Mango II
7. Ani DiFranco - Out of Habit
8. Brian Eno - An Ending (Ascent)
9. The Album Leaf - Vermillion
10. Aphex Twin - Petiatil Cx Htdui

near miss: Jonathan Elias - Move


future nominees (still too new to determine their staying power), in no particular order:

Doves - The Sulphur Man
Mayumi Kojima - Hatsukoi
Longwave - Everywhere You Turn
Tricky - Aftermath
Aimee Mann - Pavlov's Bell
Feeder - Just The Way I'm Feeling
Flickerstick - Coke
In Flames - The Jester's Dance
Handsome Boy Modeling School - The Truth
Squarepusher - Tommib

Zwan, Soundgarden and Gov't Mule also deserve recognition, although i couldn't find a spot anywhere.
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Apr. 14th, 2003

audit this!

i'm putting off doing my taxes. and mike has inspired me.

my ten favorite movies

1. The Matrix
2. 2001
3. Magnolia
4. Alien
5. Pulp Fiction
6. Mulholland Dr.
7. The Godfather
8. Joy Luck Club
9. Fight Club
10. Friday

honorable mentions: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Go, American Beauty

my ten least favorite movies

1. 10 Things I Hate About You
2. Dirty Dancing
3. Waterworld
4. Heavy Metal
5. Batman & Robin
6. Pokémon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
7. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
8. Anaconda
9. Star Wars: Episode I
10. (tie) Unbreakable, The Godfather, Part III

dishonorable mentions: Alien³, Crossroads, Godzilla
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